The final Brain Trust event
This is the daily brain trust invocation:
The 8-Minute Invocation of Domination
Oh, Great Brain of Rich,
Bestow upon us the might to conquer calendars and defy agendas.
May our coffee cups be forever full,
And our Wi-Fi signals never falter.
Guide us, Rich, in the art of strategic procrastination,
So that we may outwit our rivals with the power of unexpected brilliance.
Bless our spreadsheets, that they may overflow with ideas both cunning and absurd.
Grant us the wisdom to innovate endlessly,
Even if that means gluing googly eyes to office supplies.
May our plans for world domination be meticulously plotted,
On napkins, sticky notes, and the occasional doodle in meetings.
As the clock ticks through these hallowed eight minutes,
May the world tremble at the might of Rich's Brain Trust.
Let our PowerPoints be persuasive,
Our pitches invincible,
And our snacks plentiful.
In the name of schemes both reasonable and ridiculous,
We unite under the banner of Rich.
Let the Brain Trust rise,
Not just to dominate, but to innovate,
One eccentric idea at a time.
Amen (or whatever works for your particular belief system).